8 Ways To Win My Heart:
1. Take me pumpkin picking.
2. Buy me a farmhouse.
3. Cook like mad and rear my kids (that has to be done at the same time so it counts as one.)
4. This is hard. No matter how many times i dye and cut my hair myself and totally screw it up, never bring it up again.
5. Stand around and watch me cook.
6. Don't knock up another girl.
7. Apologize for knocking up that other girl.
8. Marry me.
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