things to do:

*take up that axe collection
(i could see that happening if i develop disposable income)
*quit job
*pluck and lighten eyebrows
(because i'm 1/4 Sasquatch)
*refill glass with organic lemonade and seltzer
*close the window--its freaking raining!


today i see myself growing ever closer to that day my shaky emotional behavior has me doing a twelve-step apology to my coworkers in the break room for being all dooms and glooms. its not my fault i have to wait on the mouth-breathers.

my work evaluation read "needs to learn to deal with and accept customers"

so i beg you for a year to give me a real position there away from the registers and this is your answer???

THINGS TO DO CONTINUED:

*shave legs (that stubble isn't going to just fall out--that's for the hair on your head to do!

*sleep a consecutive twelve hours (you should have bought that air-conditioner)