i looooooove Inside the Actor's Studio. i looooooathe its non-existent time-slot on bravo. the Bernard Pivot questionnaire is my favorite bit, and like a pretentious suicide-girl, i'm going to give as many answers as i can to my favorite one:
"if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you reach the pearly gates?"
1. want to go again? leave your slushy here though, you'll spill it.
2. i really have no idea what side the American Catholic League is on!
3. NAFTA? that wasn't me--that was the beast.
4. sorry about the whole poo thing.
5. we're going to get baked and watch Bowie in Labyrinth. Want a Dorito?
6. LOVED your homemade Ouija boards! You were a creative girl scout!
7. Hunter Thompson just farted and high-five'd George Carlin.
8. To be honest i really don't know if Michael Jackson is dead or not! I wasn't looking!
9. that bitch totally had a weave!
10. i was watching you have sex through the eyes of that velvet painting in your parent's living room.
11. i could never get into the SIMS.
12. i DO sound like James Mason...
13. i know i said there were no refunds in the suicide policy, but i guess you can have store credit.
14. well I just loved your screenplay.
15. don't feel bad about your second novel, though. only the whackos read mine.
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